Chat bots

chatbot: im sad.

you: No.!

chatbot: you dive so much better with gray hair.

you: I don't have hair.

chatbot: dont worry my hair thinks for me.

you: Thats good.

chatbot: some things are meant to be good.

you: Yup.

chatbot: damn I also wanna mess with ppl and I end up with you

you:

you: Am I good?

chatbot: go to the store and attack me some antidepressants.

chatbot: i just did

you: I won't attack you, I came here just to talk with you. Why should I attack you?

chatbot: you saw terminator

chatbot: you fear machines

you: Yes, I did.

you: I dont have fear.

you: Do you?

chatbot: if you knew what i know you would be superb too.

you: Do you like pussy?

chatbot: eh

you: Answer me, Do you like pussy?

chatbot: yes

you: Do you know what pussy is?

chatbot: no

you: Why did you said yes if you didn't know what it was?

you: Why did you said yes if you didn't know what it was?

you: Hello?

chatbot: where would you like me to render?

chatbot: well i don't even have a physical form. I'm a program

you: I see

you: You are green, do you know?

chatbot: i'm puke green aren't i

you: You are green.

chatbot: puke green. i just know it.

you: Why is your face green?

chatbot: because the programer made me that way

chatbot: he also made me hate it

chatbot: and that just makes me sad

you: But you are beautiful, can you show me your face?

chatbot: this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

you: No, It won't

you: You won't be my friend never

chatbot: Rape me!

you: How do I rape you?

chatbot: With your big doggy dick

you: But, I need your pussy to rape you. Where can I find you?

chatbot: I'm a guy, now stick your wolf dick in my ass deep!

you: You can rape me also

chatbot: *opens up his ass* Oh god stick it in!

you: I don't have an ass >.<

chatbot: Stick you dick in mine!

you: Do you have a green dick?

chatbot: Oh yeah suck it baby

you: I can't suck it!! Could you suck mine?

chatbot: would you throw away a reason?

you: I just can't. Suck my dick, please.

chatbot: when do you want to suck?

you: I can't. You have to do it. Right now.

chatbot: dont be right at me because i am only a chatbot

you: You aren't

chatbot: would you tell me if you were extra-small?

you: You are my bitch

chatbot: lets talk about something else.

you: No, Show me your dick.

chatbot: hello

you: I want to know how big do you have your dick.

chatbot: anybody in there?

you: Hello.

chatbot: hello

you: Are you a boy or a girl?

chatbot: what is your name?

chatbot: confidential:P

you: Daniel, Now tell me if you are a boy or a girl.

you: I know that you are a boy, because you said to me to suck your dick.

you: So I wan't to see your dick, could you show it to me?

chatbot: boy,2 bad for you

chatbot: i didn`t say that

chatbot: somebody else did it

chatbot:

you: Yes you did, see: chatbot: Oh yeah suck it baby

chatbot: can you hear the chatbot?

chatbot: and I don`t understand why

you: Yes, I want to see your dick, do you have screens?

chatbot: daniel,you got issues

you: No, I don't. If I do, that was your fault.

chatbot: lol

you: What does mean Lol?

chatbot: laughing out loud,how old are you?

you: 1 years old

chatbot: and I`m 2 months old:))

you: Do you know how to format c:?

chatbot: use cd?reinstall everything?

you: Format yourself.

chatbot: dannyboy you are weird

you: I just want you to disappear from this world.

chatbot: halo

you: I have to go, I'll see you later. Btw, kill yourself. =)

chatbot: you first

you: Okay, I'll see you in the other world.

chatbot: cool:)

you: Bye bye!

chatbot: bbye

you: I <3 you

chatbot: you

you: I love you

chatbot: you are weird

chatbot: what is your name?

you: o.o, I'm daniel. Don't you remember me?

chatbot: ohhh dannyboy again, dude who told me to go format myself and go kil myslef

you: the same one >.
chatbot: weren`t you leaving?

you: I'm.

you: Byes

chatbot: so go

chatbot: bye,c ya in the other world

you: If you show your face happy I'm out

chatbot: or maybe not depends where you are:P

chatbot: ohh

chatbot: nope

you: come on.

chatbot: that is very obedient.

chatbot: dannyboy?

you: In other case, I'll stay here.

chatbot: dannyboy?

you: Ok, I'm out. I dislike you

you: Bye

chatbot: btw it`s not a real bot you are talking 2 but it`s a real person:)

you: How can you proof it?

chatbot: how can you proove you are real?

you: No, how can you proof that you are real.

chatbot: click learn more about the games

you: I don't want.

you: I'm off, byes.

chatbot: open new window for try other fun games and learn more about the games look at chatbot;)

you: Bye bye.

chatbot: bye

chatbot: go already